No face pic no convo- I’m seriously over having to ask. I’m discreet so trust me your face pic stays between us.

Im extremely spontaneous so do get the urge to message at short notice needing a good pounding !

What I’m like/why I’m here

I’m relatively easy to get along with. My energy/vibe will vary depending on the energy/vibe I receive from you. Im intelligent, enthusiastic, confident, sincere, passionate, very naughty,  adventurous and playful and can be very selfless but that depends on you and how you make me feel when I’m with you.

I’m also pretty bold at times so you need to enjoy a woman who takes control. I’m funny(well at least I think I am 😂) so need that humor when chatting to others.  I love sex, love the touch the orgasms the naughtiness and the togetherness. 

I have a mom bod that has lost a lot of weight, its not perfect but i work hard to maintain it. I’m no ugly duckling. I’m more than just ordinary and I take pride in my appearance. 

I’m looking for

Men who I can make connections with, chat to during the day and evenings, men who WANT to know how my day is going and care enough to keep in contact. I’m a simple creature, make me feel needed and appreciated and I’ll go that extra mile to keep you satisfied wanting more of me. Men located in South Auckland who can play at short notice and in the early evening.

How some have described me 

Curvy, Alluring ,seductive, sexy, naughty eyes, passionate, easy to get along with, sexual force of nature, fuckable ( hahahahaha that one always makes me laugh... aren’t we all fuckable 0.o ? ) skilled in the mouth department 😈😈 oh the list goes on and on and ... just kidding. You get the idea 😂

What I don’t like 

Pushy arrogant rude and impatient men/women. Couples accounts that are actually just single men! I will only chat to you through Kiwiswingers so don’t ask for other contact details. People with poor hygiene, sexually awkward, can’t string a sentence together after sex, have NO intention of ever messaging after sex… you men are cowards, pathetic cowards. Thankfully that was 2023’s bullshit and 2024 has been amazing so far.

What I need from men 

If you have NO VOUCHES - don’t bother messaging me! I’ve had way to many duds in 2023 who proclaim to be stallions but have been shocking encounters!!! 

I’m wanting to explore mfm and possibly more m so if you are A) available during the day B) comfortable around men C) non smoker D) down for a good time E) reliable F) fun G) disease free obviously! H) attractive I) fun to be around, then feel free to message and let me know what experience you have in this field. I’m extremely fussy so you will need to impress me to get my attention.

Do not send me a wink ! With the rate my inbox gets full I’ll just block you, I don’t have time to fuck around with stupid winks. 

If you message me first please send me a *facepic, if I tell you you’re not the look I go for don’t be an asshole about it! And don’t ask me “ what look is it you go for then?” Not your look ok, so move along! 

Someone available during the week for those moments I get a spontaneous urge to be naughty and also available during some weekends when I’m available.

Also looking for men who are available on weekends! I don’t host, you will need to pay for a room. Preferably in the airport/royal oaks area. If you have a hot friend he may be able to join too. I just want NSA easy to arrange sex, no muck arounds !!

You must be intelligent, can hold a decent conversation, have a sense of humor, smell good, be confident (not arrogant), have STAMINA, be PASSIONATE and be KINKY  ! Men absolutely must have stamina be passionate and be kinky (yes I repeated that twice ! Because that’s how important it is to me) . I can go for hours ,love different positions, dirty talk and bold cheeky men who take control but are happy for me to dominate too 😈 I’m confident and expect confidence in you as well.

I want to be treated like a sexual goddess, take from me what you need and want. Fuck me hard, tell me to suck your cock, cum on me BUT remember I’m being vulnerable and giving you so much of me and i NEED you to cuddle me after, I need to feel appreciated. If you are not affectionate and prefer not to cuddle after, you are not my people and I’ll honestly never see you again.

You must be genuine, sincere and authentic! Some of you men have absolutely shocking “ after care” skills after sex. We don’t expect you to hold us and proclaim your undying love but for goodness sakes getting dressed and running out the door like we are going to tie you up and never let you leave is absolutely pathetic!!!!! So many men on here ruin it for the decent ones.

2024 is going to be a brutal year of blocking and weeding out the men who actually don’t deserve me!!!

Hard no’s

Anal. 

Bare ( no condom sex) this is a deal breaker, I will only fuck you with a condom. If your bare cock goes near my Pussy I will stop all play and ask you to leave! There are plenty of women out there who will risk it, I’m not one of them !!! 

And also men NO I don’t have a “string” of women who can join us 🤦🏻‍♀️  if meeting me one on one is too “ boring “ then move along !

Couples

I’m respectful and very aware of people’s vibes so be on the same page when it comes to sharing each other. If I see you with my lover or my fwb I’m assuming it’s a full swap, if this is not your intention I’ll need to know upfront as that’s not what I’m after. If I see you as a couple that’s pretty much what I’ll always see you as ! I’m NOT into sneaky sex with the man DO NOT ASK !!! 

A lady suggested I do this and I thought it was very smart. If you bothered to read the whole lot put the word Purple in the opening sentence😊