My partner is away for the next 12months, so I'm free and able to have my itches scratched (not the contagious type lol).

Single Men - I'm used to a decent size, so that is preferred. Turn off is defiantly being asked for nudes, porn is free and I have no intention of adding to your collection.

Couples - I'm a soft bi so if your Mrs is keen, tell HER to reach out.

I have a teenager, but free every 2nd weekend for meeting/play. I'm not into mind games or timewasters, so let's chat and see where it goes.... I do find it easiest to meet and see if there is a mutual attraction/connection.

Size (if it matters to you) 14/16 & E cup - I have curves

No, I won't just send you my pics & I really don't understand why people want to "friend" me when we haven't even spoken.