Incredibly self conscious, and no, your opinion that I don't have anything to be self conscious about is not going to miraculously change that fact. When I am comfortable or incredibly horny, that self conscious mind dissappears completely until the post nut clarity brings it rushing back, but I've usually gone on my merry way by then, so it's a me problem, never a you problem.

Here to have a good time with NO drama.

Fat, but fit and flexible, and yes it's my choice to use the word fat, rather than cuddly or some other word that you might think is more PC.

Annoyingly straight up, and will call bullshit as I see it, so my preference is that you are just straight up with me, less mucking around required by either party. Genuinely prefer no strings attached as I don't have, or want to give, time to anything else.

Intelligence and good banter is pretty high on my priorities list, especially for those refractory periods. I also prefer guys to be under 5'10', I'm short and don't like feeling dwarfed.