PLEASE READ AND UNDERSTAND!

What are you looking for? Maybe I need to rewrite this 🙄.

I'm/we're looking for: fellow "conspiracy theorists" 🙄 aka awake people who are also unjabbed (aka "covid vaccine "). People who are/want to be friends (ideally WITH benefits). By that, specifically couples with a bi woman or single males.

In our world that would involve meeting 1st, no expectations ( although it has to be noted evidently that turning up but not particularly interacting with me goes nowhere)

Really like idea of getting to know real people and exploring each other's fantasies...

Not into pushy, quick fuck (tap/gap), AM into dp (of the various types), creampies, kissing etc

TRYING to do this with integrity and honesty...

Incapable of non sex talk, keep walking...

Note: we are happily married and as such, we are a package deal

Bonus points if you actually read, understand what is written and act accordingly and RESPECTFULLY.

More specifically: interested in people who can communicate well, (communication is the key), that ACTUALLY READ and understand at the very least our profile. Attraction and CONNECTION are hugely important, in other words its NOT all about your cock 🙄and yes you will be chatting with the female . Disclosure: female tends to be more polyamous than a "swinger" (in other words, for me it's way better if I have some sort of feelings/relationship). Pique my interest and who knows where it could lead 😎🤣

Heads up, I'm not doing the "friend request " , or vouch thing here. MIGHT be different if we ACTUALLY are friends.

She's a Scorpio with a high sex drive, straight talker, bit of a nudist, tattooed, pierced, a writer, gardener, artist, into natural health, with a definite preference for the more dominant type of guy...

Do you also like the idea of sharing a meal, hanging out both sexually and generally, talking shit and real/deep conversations, you know..... as genuine friends do on occasion? I have a massage table that's always set up, quite like the idea of a massage or massage swap 🫣 update, we've bought a self contained van, could be interested in maybe traveling to meet?