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Expectations are the death of swinging experiences.

Hi kinky people! We are Tony and Ruby 👋 We are a newly married swinger couple looking to show off, make connections with likeminded people, find events and always learn!

Keep reading to learn a bit more about who we are, what we like, what turns us on most, and the kind of people we're looking to connect with! 🥵

Ruby (vulva owner):
24 year old bisexual female goddess! Pronouns are She/Hers
Sensual Sub but loooves getting dominant with other women. Vers.
Loves:
Enthusiastic Consent (if it isn't a yes please! It's a no.)
Respectful and Considerate People
Making new friends
Groupsex
Sapphic playtime!!
Hates:
Unsolicited dick pics
Fake doms
People who don't read profiles
Global Warming

Tony (penis owner):
24 year old bisexual enby concubus!
Pronouns are They/His
Loving Dom but has been known to enjoy being the sensual Sub on rare occasions. Top/Vers.
Loves:
Enthusiastic Consent (Come on you know enthusiasm is sexy! So is consent!)
Open and Honest communication
Other neurodiverse people
Making you cum first
Groupsex
Hates:
Disrespectful interactions
Unclear intentions
Shit banter
Clarence

We are both fully vaccinated.
420+ friendly 😁
Our biggest turn on's are:
Enthusiastic consent (yeahp, 3 times so far, don't like it? Maybe we aren't for you 👋)
Aftercare (bong and a movie? Or cuddles with you as the middle spoon? Let us know how to care for you after play if you want to really turn us on 🥵)
Open and Honest Communication (this one really gets Tony in the mood)
Boundaries (That's right! Boundaries are hot stuff 🔥)
Mutual respect (Respectful objectification is sexy!)

Our Favorite Kinks:
Groupsex (Swingers! Duh!)
Exhibitionism/Voyeurism (we love to watch and be watched that's why our sex is sponsored by Rolex)
Sexting (Stimulate, titillate and tantalize our imaginations 🤯)
Impact Play/Spanking (She's pretty whipped)
Shibari/Bondage (pretty new to this one, reckon you can teach us a thing or two? I've got rope!)

We do NOT play with SINGLE cishet people.
We are a Stag/Vixen dynamic (anyone have a good gender neutral term for this please 😝)
We Don't:
Cuck
Bull
Hotwife

Bi Couples to the front please 😈
Unicorn hunting is unethical! However, if we stumble upon one in the wild we have been known to pull a Voldemort and eat the unicorn 🦄
Queer and fellow neurodiverse Kinksters hit us up, even if it's just for friendship! Apes together Strong.
We respect boundaries and will not engage with anyone who does not respect ours.

We always play TOGETHER, always with CONDOMS and always with DISCRETION. ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT, no matter how enthusiastic, can be WITHDRAWN at any (yeahp, any!) time.

Our vanilla hobbies are secret 🤫 not really but we will need something to talk about with you, so come ask us about them? 😁

So if you've made it this far, thank you for taking the time to learn a little bit about us before you reach out. Please be patient with us, we have vanilla lives as well and they get busy! We will do our best to respond ASAP if you approach us with respect.

Mush love to all you kinky inhabitants of earth! Stay safe on your kinky adventures and have fun! See you soon x

Love Ruby and Tony xx