New to this! Have talked about it and watched plenty of porn to see if it’s something we’d be interested in exploring, so here we are. Be gentle with us! Single guys, don’t even bother. Your lack of ability to read and follow instructions isn’t doing yourself any favours and any messages will be binned.

Photos are on their way, gotta vet them all first 😉

We have a young family and adult time away from them is extremely hard to come by at the moment. We have fairly busy lives with work, family time and home renovations going on but definitely keen to chat to and meet with people who we click with. Visual appearance is important to us as the attraction has to be there, sorry if that seems shallow but it’s just us being honest. We love good conversation which must be filled with humour, we don’t take ourselves or life too seriously but we do understand our commitments at the same time.

Her: she is tall and has always looked after herself, even after 3 kids. Has an amazing tan and is completely natural, currently undergoing laser treatments for long term beauty benefits 😉. Has insanely long legs and an ass to die for.

Him: he is your classic kiwi bloke, played a lot of sport in his younger days and now tries not to fall into the “dad bod” category too much. Has an active job which requires strength and endurance as well as being good with your hands.

He has had the snip and both Him and Her are double vaxxed. We are both clean and well trimmed/maintained and would expect the same from you

If we sound like something you’d be interested in then drop us a message. We are only basic members for now to see how this goes so limited on our responses but if you can capture our attention on here we are more than willing to make contact on other platforms! And it goes without saying, discretion is a non-negotiable.