I spend about 9-10 months a year in NZ and am interested in meeting very few upmarket couples, maybe ladies, for open-minded fun. I look tidy in James Bond tux gear or in Havaianas and beach shorts or anything in between, and can schmooze well at social functions or cook for a lovely beach picnic. I am foodie and love good wines. If you act older than 30, can laugh at yourself and others and have insanely wicked fantasies when it comes to sex, this might be a good fit. Smooth, clean-shaven Swedish look here, long-lasting and large. I am very flexible with my time, so I can play during the week or on weekends, daytime or evenings. I live near Hamilton, so if you are between Tauranga, Taupo, Hamilton or Auckland, this might work. I would prefer very very few high-end people rather than playing the field, and if things work out, why not make it something regular? If you get excited thinking about a hot tub with bubbly in hand and scheming about a short trip to the Islands, then this might be a great fit. If you have no clean photos of both then you are not serious, and please don't waste your time on me. If you need a safe and protective escort to go out socially or to go a club, I am the man your mother would want for you!

PLEASE: No men, no smokers, no one looking for a hard-core bi guy, no one with huge wild tattoos and no one who doesn't understand what fastidiously clean and safe means...