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ENTJ_Me
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54
0 km · Carterton
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About

Hi

A busy professional who is looking for confidants/friends/fun folks who are well travelled, educated and knows themselves and what they want. I have a hectic life as most of us do nowadays and juggle work & family with very little me time. I am a bit of a hippy at heart and like to be introspective looking at myself and the world in a unique way. Articulate altruistic ex-army engineer now government professional. 

Having known some eccentric people has opened my eyes to unconventional things which allows me to not condemn, judge or criticise though there is always a few things that annoy me. Of which the worst dislike is strong opinions on fashionable points of view, those pro or anti the latest fashion. I love passion and fervour but not fanaticism and I love different opinions, 4:20 ambivalent. Actually ambivalent on 90% of issues. I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.

Things have all been said a 100 times already so a few works from others to sow my point of view.

Now, we’re not trying to say it’s unreasonable for one human being to bug another. But, although anyone has the right to dislike another individual, it’s totally irrational, patently insane to condemn an entire race—to despise an entire nation—to vilify an entire religion. Sooner or later, we must learn to judge each other on our own merits. Sooner or later, if man is ever to be worthy of his destiny, we must fill out hearts with tolerance. stan Lee 1968

We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical. Our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery we need humanity. More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost.... Charlie Chaplin 1940 (watch the speech on youtube if you want to see how little has changed in 80 years)

and finally from the great bard himself.. "gaze on my lips and if those hills be dry, stray lower where the pleasant fountains lie".

OH SEX

Fine with most things.. not into being pegged etc. but for me its a horses for courses,  smorgasbord on the day sort of thing. MMF MF BDSM BBW and all the acronyms are ok by me..  I new a lady who never blinked during sex with her husband.. not weird just that she didn't have time. 

I turn do up.. unlike a lady who phoned me and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

safe sex..I bought a box of condoms and the cashier asked if I'd like a bag. I said "nah, shes attractive this time."

outdoors dogging etc.. fine ..  tried to make me have sex on a Honda Civic. I refused. If I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.

Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good  until you realise you are only fucking yourself!

3some 4some moresome all  fine ...3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So  'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!

I hope this made you smile a little .. the difference between a joke and 3 dicks is some women can't take a joke.

(P.S hockey red.. you were great, and it got a lot better from there so thanks!!) 

Vouches

Very sexy, fun and intelligent guy. Always goes above and beyond. He definately wont waste your time Xxx
Top guy, classy, fun and loves to please a lady xx

Interests

Adult parties
Dogging
Erotic writing
Exhibitionism
Group sex
Making videos
Masturbation
Oral sex
Outdoor sex
Straight sex
Threesomes
Voyeurism

Seeking

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Female
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Age: 35 - 65
Distance: 80 km