The first time it happened was a bit of a surprise. My phone rang - I’d had a cellphone since the early days and still have my original number today. It was my ex. We’d broken up nearly 5 years earlier. She was saying that she’d moved back from overseas but never called me as she was too embarrassed. She offered to take me on a 2 week holiday in Fiji. It sounded appealing as she was super hot and ultra attractive n]but so...