We are Simon & Parker and we're sapiosexual swingers who live in Denver (but we change our city when traveling, so we can meet more people). We've been together 20+ years and in the swinging lifestyle for a few years, now. We are attracted to witty couples who can hold a conversation as well as they hold their liquor.

We like swingers clubs, and try to visit at least one when we travel to other cities. Ask us about our favorites; it's a great conversation starter.

We are looking for couples who are honest, liberal, open-minded (and dirty minded), and funny. We are much more likely to be turned on by the organ between your ears than any other body part. We also think bisexual women are tons of fun.

If you want to get our attention, make us laugh! We also like patio drinks/dinner in nice weather, games, dining out, camping in our motorhome, and going new places. We are pretty laid back and casual, but we clean up good.

Simon is a gentleman. He's quiet until he gets to know you, but listen closely, because when he lands a joke, it's spot on. He's straight. Parker also says he's a fervid and lustful lover.

Parker is an extrovert and can chat the whole night away with nearly anyone. She's also a little aroused by good grammar. She's bi and makes a great wingwoman. Simon also says she's playful, fun, and selfless.

Physically, we are far from perfect, but we are perfect for one another. We are having a blast living our best life...style. We play together in the same room (ish) and with condoms.

Let's meet for drinks or something easy. Parker likes a little weed, red wine, or vodka. Simon's vice is Dr Pepper. We live downtown, but we don't mind a little driving.

In the mean time, we can chat a little bit and see if we have some of that chemistry. And no hard feelings if we don't; we know that finding that four-way connection is difficult. And we like making friends, too.

We don't have any kids, so our schedule is pretty bendy.

Kiss y'all later,
Simon & Parker

Say "hello pineapples" in a message to us. We don't bite; we just nibble with consent.