We notice we've looked at each other's profiles.  We exchange the odd message or two.  It's friendly.  We decide to chat online and find that we get on fine.  We telephone each other.  We sound polite and intelligent and have a bit of a laugh.  We meet.  A bit nervous at first but a fun undercurrent.  We warm to each other.  We get up a bit of courage and make a suggestion.  Joyously there's mutual interest.  We play ...

Articulate, brown, cinéaste, dapper, eccentric, French-speaking, green, horticultural, iconoclastic, jaded, Kiwi, lithe, maddening, naughty, omnivorous, physical, quiet, ridiculous, sporty, travelled, uncompromising, visual, willing, yours, zany.

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