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Hypnotic
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 37
Straight Male, 36
0 km · Wanganui
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Sexlightened
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Sexlightened
Thanks Aims! Above an beyond expectations as usual! You're an absolute darling and I know it's been said before, but we're all so grateful for all the hard work you put into these meets.
The venue was fantastic! Prizes were awesome and the DJ was wicked too! Was sooo good to have some sweet tunes to boogie too!
Can't wait to see you all again at Christmas!
xx
Sexlightened
Big thank you to everyone from hubby and myself.
It was awesome to see everyone getting involved and dressing up to theme. Some AMAZING costumes!
Thank you to Amy for once again organising and hosting another successful Auckland meet.
I think I speak for everyone when I say we are truly grateful for all the effort you put into these xxx
:rose:
Sexlightened
Awesome post for starters!
For me, it's all about making a connection (with both male and female swinging partners) While it's good to have that physical attraction, for me, that's not what it's about.
Finding someone similar to myself who I can conversate with and possibly enter a "friends with benefits" type relationship rather than just a root and scoot type deal.
Intelligence, sense of humor, charisma etc all play a huge part in who I decide I want to get to know enough to explore the possibilities of swinging with
Sexlightened
So MrH and I have been discussing pick up lines tonight and having a right laugh at all the ones we know.
Have any of you ever used a cheesy pick up line and had it work??!!
Give it your best shot! Let's hear all those cheesy lines you have stored up ready to use!
I'll start...
"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"
"Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?"
Sexlightened
Have you ever wondered what a woman REALLY means??
Well gentlemen, don't say I never do anything nice!!
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given it to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!!!
5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing there and arguing with you about nothing (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she want to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you - Do not question it or faint. Just say "You're welcome" This is true unless she says "Thanks alot" that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say, "You're welcome" That will bring on a 'Whatever'
8. Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying.... FUCK YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I've got it: Another dangerous statement meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, refer to #3.
