I see myself as a hardworking, motivated and caring lady. I'm smart and have my shit together (generally speaking). I work long and weird hours. Don't expect quick responses. 

I’m a pretty clear communicator. I know what I like and what I don’t and people always know where they stand with me. I’m a positive and vibrant character. I take life as seriously as I need to but I try and smile and laugh as much as I can along the way. 

Sapiosexual through and through. If you can’t work out how to thrill my mind first then I won’t be interested in meeting. This means I am not interested in unsolicited dick pics (yawn), jumping straight into flirty or erotic conversations or blindly accepting friend requests from every Jack and Jill that sends them. I’m looking for conversation, connection and chemistry with quality human beings who know how to look after themselves and the people around them. If you are after more of a physical transaction then please do us both a favour and move on. 

Yes, I am in an open relationship with the love of my life. Not looking for a replacement. I’m happy to answer questions if you are curious but please be respectful.

To be super clear, if your profile is full of dick pics or even worse, dick pics which also show a filthy bedroom in the background, you have really slim chances of gaining any kind of interest from me.