We’re head over heels in love like a dream

But sometimes we like to play in a team

Jacob likes girls and Marion likes boys

We both like to play with all sorts of toys

We’re still pretty new to this pineapple game

But don’t think that makes us tender or tame

We’d like to meet couples who are hot, smart and fun

Who are in love with each other more than a ton

Always together, same room, same bed

Marion is magic and loves giving head

We are DTF but don’t like things too quick

Take time to explore, squeeze, tease, and lick

We like to play games or learn a new trick

Though obviously nothing beats old-fashioned dick

And pussy, of course, don’t forget that

And boobies, and nipples, and things up the butt

Vanilla with others at home we love kink

If we sound like your types then let’s meet for a drink

We’ll do sexy talk, and see what we all think

Then we might plan how our bodies will link

Now bulls worldwide, in search of bliss

First of all, please answer this

Are you ripped, and pure of heart

Highly skilled, can play the part

Fulfil this quest, don’t be forlorn

We seek the mythic Unicorn

Her long hair red, ruby or amber

Her freckles gold, her skin so fair

Bring her to us, and we’ll caress

And then who knows – we might say yes 😉

Thanks so much to EROTICART for the beautiful pictures!