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We Like it.......... The beginning ( updated January 2014)

We signed up for the Western Burlesque meet in May..... See you all there xox

In short...... First and foremost we are a very loving couple, we play together, same room and never apart. we are interested in females or couples No single males. We are not interested in "playing" with our entire friends list either, just a few friends who all get along in and out of the bedroom to share some funtimes with and if it ends with bedroom ventures then all involved will be in total lust for it. I find cock and pussy shots a turn off, I would like to like YOU first, cause If we don't get along then our bits won't get along either!

If you like what you read here, read on if you want to know the full story xox

Well here goes....our make it or break it, don't want anybody to get the wrong impression, at the same time as not offending others while sounding sexy and interesting without throwing yourself in the deep end ALL IMPORTANT STATEMENT!!

All inspired by a lass who need not be disclosed, as we all understand privacy for the most of us is a big issue, as the most of what people like to call the "normal society " do not approve of what we now know as "the lifestyle" (how do you feel after being introduced to "the lifestyle?" Lol).

I'm not sure where to start so a good place is with ME, I am bi, or at least I was when I kissed that girl and we had a threesome with her new partner. I was when I let a lesbian woman have her ways with me. I was when I let my best friend join in with my male companion, just the once, I'm not sure if that's every mans fantasy but if it is then he is

happy. Does that mean I'm bi or bi curious, i don't see myself as an experienced madonna when it comes to the female species and sex, just totally into the soft sensualness of a woman's body from head to toe, you can't blame me, yum.

Then finally I meet this guy Mr Funk, I inform him of the bads and the goods not forgetting to mention that I am that way inclined ( I'm just saying) to my shock his response was "no way!

I'm not letting any grubby filthy dirty rotten scoundrel get anything near my piece of fine dining".

Hhhhmmm that was not expected, oh well no biggy at least he knows the ins and outs of me, no so called surprises hiding around that corner, OH did I forget to mention that I slept With your best friend OH, but it was way before we met .... kind of complications, no siry, no secrets turns to truthfulness which in exchange turns into trust and after years of trust and love and respect and getting to know the sexual nature of the way my body works that is different to any body else's, we kept those secrets amoungst ourselves which makes us best friends, "BFF's" even enjoying life together, which with a sequence of events and a few friends words sparked our interest to explore "the lifestyle" ( you know who you are, and if I didn't say it, I meant to say it but I get so excited and forget to say it, so ill say it now ......THANK YOU!).

Which brings us to now and the reality that we have paid nearly $100 bucks to be members of a club we've never explored before ( I mean common I don't even pay that much to cut my hair, in fact I cut my own hair.) so we have taken the plunge, we've been to a party, Met some nice people, haven't done anything yet, signed up to a our first meet, wondering if its going to be one big groping fest, but I have my gentlemen giant by my side for the most part of the evening, so that soothes the nerves.

We have decided to take it slow where ever that takes us together of course, exploring each other in a room with others doing equally as sexual things to their respective partners is a good start, I thought, not that I'm a afraid or shy or whatever your thinking, I just want to get my bearings, take one step at a time, enjoy the scenery so to speak, next maybe have a woman show my Mr and Me how it's done,maybe I will be the one to show her? .... After feeling like a professional ks'er, we 'could' maybe explore further options (couples, group sex, orgys, I'm not really into pain so none of that for me but i might look good holding the whip) unless of course I have turned into a raving jealous bitch, and in that ( the worst) case scenario nothing ever again, being with the love of my life makes taking our time more important to me than turning into a raving lunatic which is doubtful but having not "done it" yet you just never know..... So that's that time for him!

Now this is a little unfair because this is my interpretation of him not his or anybody else's, as long as you understand i am bias then I can continue. Mr Funk is what you have already heard referred to as my Gentlemen Giant. My Gentlemen Giant is just that for me my rock, my knight in shining armour, my Prince Charming the one who picks me up when I have fallen, anyway you get the gist. He is straight as an arrow and loves to treat his woman with fine conversation and respect, listening to her every need not just nodding to hurry up and get it over with. My Mr has not experienced 2 woman yet, let alone having the permission of his lady to possibly in the future have same room sex or an out right swap or anything else for that matter! Who knows what the future holds we might find a sexy chicky babe and be seriously satisfied and never venture again, or a seriously awesome couple we "click" with and share in social and fun events together. As I keep saying this is all new to us so only time will tell. Mr Funk is working out hard everyday with the reality that someday he might be going on display as my Man Hulk, I am so proud of him for this! We have ventured together and will only be playing together, we love each other and love to be together, as we think it should be in the swinging nation.

UPDATE......

We have ventured..... It was funken Enthralling... Exciting.... Erotic..... Sexy... Sensual..... And I'm not a raving lunatic, BONUS! He got to have another woman....... And liked it..... BONUS! BONUS!

We have come to a few conclusions ... Rules if you will.

Number One: I am the boss ( that's why it's #1 of course).

Number Two: I am the boss ( couldn't help myself, it's my favorite rule lol).

Number three:He will always do as he's told!

Number Four: No Single Men! ( unless I have selected you, and you will know as you will be my friend)

Number Five: I will be honest ( try not to be offended, if its not what you want to hear).

I mean those are the rules for now I'm sure I will add a few more as time goes by.... So after all that what am I looking for .. A woman......( I know, I know the all impossible, but hey you want honesty you have come to the right place). A woman just for me though, he will be our "bitch" if I can be so blunt ( he's satisfied with his slice if paradise) also refer to rule Number 3 & 2& 1 So if you like what you see in my profile, then you better say hi, maybe we can teach him some new tricks.

However this does not mean I'm not interested in couples I'm just not interested in ALL couples.....just one or two( we have some wonderful friends thus far that we are getting to know better) So say hi I will only bite if I'm randy and close enough to your neck or back ( he will be apart of this, unless of course its decided that just the woman will play). But be warned I have cottoned on to certain folk false advertising.....if theres one thing Mr Funk doesn't like is my disappointment so don't be that person, if you've read my profile thus far... You know what I'm looking for.

I have also changed my status to Bi, because well it's plainly obvious to me now, but at the beginning it was almost like a dream.

We are going to the Mid Winter Christmas meet, there's so many of you I look forward to meeting Mr too of course, we are never apart. Ooh what to wear....... Hopefully my long winded profile page is a great outlook on what stage we are at and what I am looking for .... Time will only tell where this fantasy will lead.

UPDATE ...

Out right rejection..... That was a difficult one, didn't think it would bother me as much as it did.............. I cried ( embarrassed much ) but it was all so exciting and all seemed to go fine and dandy...... Not obviously.

I'll chalk that one up to experience of the not so cool kind, it has to happen at some stage right? What have your rejections felt like to you?......

It must be extremely difficult to find what your looking for in this lifestyle, What are you looking for? Be straight up about it, I think I am... Am I?

Anyway we've talked about going to an escort, finding a nice place checking out some hot babes, and makin her our regular... If you know what I mean......

What I mean is by the time we've paid for the gas to go out, then bought dinner and drinks we've already gone way over $200 how much is a sexy hooker these days? Better do some research on that one. Then another bonus I can see about getting an escort is she doesn't have any unrealistic dreams about anything, just some sexy time fun AND they have to get tested all the time SAFE. What's your opinion on escorts?

I don't want to turn into a raving sex lunatic with anything and everything that walks..... Only every now and then preferably with the same selected ..... minimal .... few, is that too much to ask? We have only been members for a short while, but these are some thoughts and feelings that have happened in the past and present, that I wanted to share with whoever dare read past update one lol............... Are you the one?

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