Only special people need apply! We are special, and if you see yourselves similar, let's chat and see what we can do together.

Our woman is a well-travelled high-functioning business achiever with a huge network of friends and a figure to kill for. She enjoys bi-attention, lots of laughter and fun with toys, good wines/superb food/the most superlative sex... As a woman, you'll want to connect with her intellectually and then enjoy the incredible banter, fun, openness and uninhibited sex drive she offers. You must be happy and engaged in bi play with an adventurous female partner. As a man, you want to look impressive everywhere, are not intimidated by a no-bullshit sex partner who knows what she wants and will make you work hard on her many orgasms!

Our man is the urbane well-travelled guy with a very large tool and the respect and self-control to first please others and then himself. Insanely witty and sharp, he is open-minded and enjoys bringing a woman to multiple orgasms. A little more reserved in the bi department, he has opened up recently, literally, for play with a bi-man, but only under the management of the women. He is impressive all around, with a wide capacity for different kinds of play.

Overall, we know what we want, we are not desperate and we can travel for the right opportunity. We live near Tauranga but prefer to play in the Waikato or in Auckland to be super-discrete. We enjoy short trip over to Oz for golf, sun and fun, and can easily make time for other destinations.

You are likely a couple that has played together before and can handle swaps and lots of mutual attention. You might enjoy visiting a club together, you might be happy to pop over to Ozzie for a few days of debauchery and you look great naked in bed and snappily dressed for an outing on the town. You have clear body pics and are happy for the women to chat on the phone before we do face pics and meet for a chemistry check. We don't want to waste your and our time, so once we have chatted here, are clear on what each wants and are ready to meet for a first drink - we will be ready to play if there are no 'yuck' moments. Obviously, safe/discrete/clean are the key determinants here for us.

We are also happy to take a younger woman under our wings for some intense, happy lovemaking together, but we do not need a solo man, thanks.

If you are super clean, well groomed and understand what 'upmarket' means, connect and we can take it from there. Please do not send us smile or other moronic signs of interest. If you think we fit, send us a message and we can chat more.

Just to make this clear for the morons:

- No pics no interest.

- Solo man no interest.

- Endless chatting no interest.

- Dubious figures no interest.

- Newbies who want to try this out no interest.

- Couples not interested in full same room swaps no interest.