well well where to start i have a face like a hedge hogs bum  and a diddle like a button mushroom. it is so small some days im not sure its there,i havnt seen it in years (it must smell a bit) im blessed with three tits and have only the odd tooth remaining i hate showering , im so unfit i struggle to wipe my bum   the girls  just love me .

If you have got this far you can probably see I have a sense of humor 

Other than that  a friendly polite very easy going proff man ,well presented  with a vivid imagination and a healthy appetite for a mutually good time .Non pushy guaranteed as is respect ,good mannered of course discretion. 

I enjoy couple fun as well as playing with single women ,the key is chatting and letting it flow.