Unless your Ritchie McCaw, Ardie Savea or Sir Graham Henry(Message me Sir Graham we will travel) were not taking Single guys

Especially If you have a larger…ego than my well presented average sized ego low kms, 1 lady owner, regularly serviced, no rust. WOF and Reg till tomorrow.

I don’t care what my wife says, Females and couples only! divorce is expensive and certain duties are not as fun without help 😉

Congratulations I wish you all the best and yes It makes me nervous… please be careful with it we don’t want anyone getting injured before the big game in the weekend. You have an important job to do just remember to play fair but always play Hard…off you go kind Sir.

Sorry all you Hotwives, sexy IG models and gorgeous Baddies out just a normal married couple looking to push our boundaries and see who we are and what we like.

Looking for Normal ppl please!

Short,Tall,Skinny, Curvy😉 Flat, Boring, Crazy(sometimes it ads abit of spicy danger)….. I’ll probably regret that one but let’s roll the dice people! Opinionated, uneducated doesn’t matter as long as your a Good B or C and love a cheeky Husband that pushes all your buttons good and the bad ones(I’m constantly living on the edge in our plates and utensils is my Gym and I’m Fit! (Shit cardio though, I am over 40 no judgement please)

leaning more towards bi side for her and in particular the elusive not because she’s had enough of 😢(actually don’t know how she does it I’m a pain in the ass most days and just an ass the rest) must be my Huuge Matchbox car collection still in the box Baby!!

Keep your Knickers on please Ladies don’t do my wife any favours I’m staying! She makes a great Lasagne.

No young Hotties your so Hot we can reheat a cold coffee with your Blue steel Pose or Austin powers Hot then hello!

My hubby has a soft spot for all you Milf housewives and more mature ladies with their shit together…..yep he’s a weirdo 😉. So if you hate being judged on looks alone and can keep up with his sarcasm and terrible humour and you love a normal Sexy, not Super IG sexy (maybe MySpace sexy for you over 30s maddies not baddies) (maddies because you have kids and they’re annoying eggs sometimes).

Message us we won’t judge you we have hardly any friends so can’t tell them about your crazy out of control but awesome kinks anyway…so your secrets are safe with us…. Except for Chardonnay girl you are out the Gate!!! However we will still meet you next week same place… I’ll show you my Michael Jackson moves you crazy B

Xxx😉😘