Unless your Ritchie McCaw, Ardie Savea or Sir Graham Henry(Message me Sir Graham we will travel) were not taking Single guys

Especially If you have a larger…ego than my well presented average sized ego low kms, 1 lady owner, regularly serviced, no rust. WOF and Reg till tomorrow.

I don’t care what my wife says, Females and couples only! divorce is expensive and certain duties are not as fun without help 😉

Congratulations I wish you all the best and yes It makes me nervous… please be careful with it we don’t want anyone getting injured before the big game in the weekend. You have an important job to do just remember to play fair but always play Hard…off you go kind Sir.

Sorry all you Hotwives, sexy IG models and gorgeous Baddies out just a normal married couple looking to push our boundaries and see who we are and what we like.

Looking for Normal ppl please!

Short,Tall,Skinny, Curvy😉 Flat, Boring, Crazy(sometimes it ads abit of spicy danger)….. I’ll probably regret that one but let’s roll the dice people! Opinionated, uneducated doesn’t matter as long as your a Good B or C and love a cheeky Husband that pushes all your buttons good and the bad ones(I’m constantly living on the edge in our plates and utensils is my Gym and I’m Fit! (Shit cardio though, I am over 40 no judgement please)

Wife wanting to explore her bi side in particular the elusive not because she’s had enough of 😢(actually don’t know how she does it I’m a pain in the ass most days and just an ass the rest) must be my Huuge Matchbox car collection still in the box Baby!!

Keep your Knickers on please Ladies don’t do my wife any favours I’m staying! She makes a great Lasagne.

Wife loves to watch Him with the ladies and is always handy near by if he needs to tag out(no judgment I'm not 16 anymore stop smirking) like Ultimate warrior tagging in Lady Elizebeth in WWF summer slam 1999 but sexy ish kind of for some people with weird tastes in everything. I know she was with Macho Man Randy Savage but I can't live up to that name Macho, Randy and Savage in one name?

come on! that's a lot to live up too..... no pressure! Im pushing it with Ultimate Warrior! I'm a realist who overshares.......sorry not sorry you were warned.

No young Hotties your so Hot we can reheat a cold coffee with your Blue steel Pose or Austin powers Hot then hello!

My hubby has a soft spot for all you Milf housewives and more mature ladies with their shit together…..yep he’s a weirdo 😉. So if you hate being judged on looks alone and can keep up with his sarcasm and terrible humour and you love a normal Sexy, not Super IG sexy (maybe MySpace sexy for you over 30s maddies not baddies) (maddies because you have kids and they’re annoying eggs sometimes).

Oh I like Lollies Jet Planes, Jelly Snakes no liquorice! that's not inuendo either you filthy minded over 50s! yeah I see you I'm into all nationalities

I'm doing a round the word trip, so far 1 in Kaitaia, 2 in Auckland and 6 in Huntly but only 2 count the other 4 were cousins, we hadn't seen in ages and its just what you do in Huntly.....aparantly. Who am I to question local customs?

working my way to Tokaroa, Levin…..might be a while in Levin nothing much to do there so I hear the swinger scene is Pumping! and ive got relatives there also.

I'll be international in no time however the F n Ferry to Picton is always booked solid! heard its like a swingers cruise ship! and your only there 4hrs so no awkward mornings. Pretending you didn't go beyond normal boundaries and Hard Nos…. and enjoyed it........

Sorry guys I'm not into it really, I was just drunk.......meet you at the bar at happy hour let’s see if it was a once off.

love a good yarn even though you probably couldnt tell ........ thinking of starting a series of real adventure stories on here. If you think you would like to hear them message me somthing you did and are ashamed to admit in public but secretly proud of!

ill see if I can beat it. no promises there's some weirdos on here....trust me I can spot em!

Message us we won’t judge you we have hardly any friends so can’t tell them about your crazy out of control but awesome kinks anyway…so your secrets are safe with us…. Except for Chardonnay girl you are out the Gate!!! However we will still meet you next week same place… I’ll show you my Michael Jackson moves you crazy B

Xxx😉😘