New to this, very happy (married since the 00s), just keen for some playful adventures together.

Just so happens we're both keen on MFM.

We're also interested in the idea of FFM, though women are entirely uncharted territory for Mrs. Particularly given the lack of unicorns, couples might be good, but definitely not ready for a full swap any time soon - Mrs is not so keen on the idea of sharing Mr at this stage so it's a little complicated (Mr does want to be part of the action, but happy to focus on Mrs)...

***MEN, if you're not STRAIGHT, 24-59 or if you're married and your wife hasn't approved it, then it's not happening. Not really interested in dick pics, but probably won't bother chatting without a face pic. It would also help if you read the whole profile.

I have VERY limited availability to meet, if we set a time then actually follow through or at least let me know so I can meet someone else then instead! If you don't have the patience and you're just going to waste my time then kindly, f off!***

Friends might be nice, Mrs especially interested in women with similar interests.

NSA is okay, but we're after someone we're happy to have a drink with so things aren't awkward before & after, especially while we're new to this.

Regular playmates or FWB might be good. Intelligent, considerate & a good sense of humour are perks.

We can be kinda nerdy bookworms, but also get down to earth working on our little lifestyle block.

We both tend to be a bit shy (if you're confident that might make things easier!) but also pretty open-minded. Mrs is more comfortable being a bit submissive.

Clean, discreet, honest, & reliable & expect the same from anyone else.

We are parents, so imperfect bodies (not toned and hairless), & complicated logistics (can't host or travel, & play would need to be arranged in advance). You'll need to be patient, and it'd definitely be a bonus if you can host.

If you're still interested, by all means send a message, preferably not just one line, especially if your profile is almost blank.

Not looking for lots of online chat, so ideally after swapping face pics, for efficiency's sake, you'll be having a drink/coffee somewhere public with Mrs to see how we get on.

Don't want to waste anyone's time if we can help it!

Haven't quite worked out how this works if you're not local... Maybe we just grab a drink when you're next over here for other reasons?

Play will only happen with Mr too (hands on, not hotwife/cuck, just watching kinda deal - although happy just watching if Mrs was playing with another woman), it's just really difficult finding time we can both get away so to make best use of those opportunities we've agreed Mrs will vet candidates. We appreciate this isn't ideal with couples, and hopefully in a few months we'll be able to meet together, but it's just not really viable right now (kids still adjusting to us going out without them).

If you've met our basic requirements we will try and get back to you, but we have busy lives and get a lot of messages so a delay is not necessarily a no. Likewise, if you send us a face pic and we are slow to respond, it may well be we aren't ready to rule you out, but also not being ready to pursue things right now - we have a lot of 'maybe's - still weighing up our priorities.

Mr is kept in the loop and of course has access to this account, but in our marriage generally Mrs is the more social and the organiser, plus at this stage we're more interested in scenarios focused on Mrs. We're pragmatic.

Mrs also does all the writing/msging here... (and endless rewrites trying to get it just right!)

Still getting to grips with chatting (IDK what more to say that I haven't said here!) and with couples it's doubly confusing and intimidating, so if you can lead the way, that would be awesome! 😅