Update:

Currently dealing with a family member. I am dying to meet many of you but I can't right now. Chats and teasing is welcomed.

🎶. . Who's that casting devious stares in my direction. . . . Honey this surely is a dream. . . 🎵

Haven't been here for a couple decades when everything was free. Anyway I've gone all natural now hair, here there and everywhere so if you don't like that too bad. I'm talking pits, bush and legs. Hippy chick. Might still wanna have fun one day, not sure. Mostly want friendly chats as I've lost a couple friends who knew all my craziness could share stories of past experiences.

So I've been thinking about what I'm craving. I want a woman to spend some time with, someone relaxing and funny who can have a yarn and a laugh and fool around when in the mood. I do miss the taste of a woman all over my face.

A gorilla guy with big solid arms to hold me and a big chest and shoulders to lie on and hold on to (possibly bite) when I cum. If you look like Dave Bautista approx 50yrs old, I wanna know you. I need a solid foundation to work out some emotional stress. Not a bald guy, I want hair to run my fingers through.

Oh and a uniform on any gender gets me going. Fire, police, Dr, army etc

I ticked off a lot of things I wanted to experience years ago so now I just want to go with the flow. Find like minded FWB. You must understand the F means friend and it comes first in that sequence of letters. If you don't understand what that means then don't bother with me.

Do NOT find me at work looking for a lunchtime blow job. I can trespass you from private property. My peeps have a saying " Don't poke the bear or you'll get the dragon!" I like my job and a good days work don't ruin that for me.

Be ready for someone who will stick ice down your pants, run off with your towel and make the worst puns.

I tell hubby everything. He knows all my desires and you may HAVE to meet him. He is my rock in life who has my utmost respect and admiration for allowing me to be true to myself.

Just a note that I would prefer local friends. Anyone with an overseas flag is a time waster for me

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