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Hello …helloo…hellooooo , hmm,  echoes and silence in here.
We've been busy learning and procrastinating but we're wise and ready now , looking to explore our horizons
( quaintly original ). We are a professional but down-to-earth, secure and happy , ' loved up ' NZ Euro couple.

We were born naked and free . . . still naked , but we’re happy to be more expensive now - we are passionate about each other and life in general, healthy and whilst we're told we're a cute couple , the lovely Sapphire takes most of the plaudits. We seek a sexy bi or bi-curious lady for friendship and possibly , hopefully , much more. We envisage , whoever you are , that you will be sexy in your own skin , as in down to earth but confident. We would rather regular over random, or at least,  a decent buildup if it's to be a oncer.

We’re also happy and keen to chat and meet up with suitable , like minded discrete couples for wining and dining and come what may as well . . . We're not looking for Ken and Barbie ( cos obviously we’d prefer you had genitals ! ) but , you should not be a socially retarded couple that rarely bathes, brushes, or shaves ‘cos it is NOT ‘the hairier the better’ !  If that’s you we’re very flattered but , we’re sorry, we think we would be combatable ( freudian slip intended ). Also, If we do meet , and you don’t look like your pics , then be forewarned , you WILL be buying the drinks until you do ! 

We only play as a couple and Chemistry must be present. IOHO Slut-ism is a great state of mind , male and female , as long as it stays in the mind. Let’s face it , self-control and standards are kind of what differentiates us from that whole animal kingdom farmyard thingy. Oh, and we're not into pain. Or donkeys ... well not anymore anyway. So no rough stuff for us - we may tolerate the occasional wet willy , tittie-twister, purple-nurple or noogie ok ... but chinese burns and charlie horses are absolutely out.

A little about us. Sapphire can go all night. But Steel has to stop at some point , the heart is after all only a mere muscle. 
Sapphire says Steel is the simply best. But he wants a second opinion … and a third… and a fourth…and... But he’s not a slut ok. 
And if we don’t reply immediately we’ve been f****** busy ... and vice versa. Speaking of vice-versa, we like to snatch kisses and vice versa… no seriously , she is vice versa , but he is not.  

Speaking of busy , Monday to Friday our bodies are manic bustling busy temples. However, on weekends they turn into amusement parks so… i.e. its weekends for us.  
One of our Don’ts … We don’t want no drama ok !   
No Drama!!!!!  NO DRAMA!!!!!!!!!  
And just in case you don't  understand.........
NO GODDAMN DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One of our Do’s… If you do write to us , and we hope you do , please at least try a little bit , just a little bit, even just a few lines. Something like "Roses are red, pickles are green. Love your legs and what’s in between."  Poetic stuff like that will always get our attention. 

No single men thank you ... We all know that masturbation does not cause blindness or hairy palms but apparently it appears to us that it does cause illiteracy ! Seriously , can’t you read ? No means no, If you do not respect that you should know that Sapphire is a Gypsy Voodoo Witch and you will be visited by the castration fairy in the middle of the night !  It’s alright you won’t feel it , well not until you need it anyway, then it's going to really hurt.

Sapphire and Steel love dancing and lots of it and laughing 'til we hurt , friendship , pleasure , respect , sensuality , wine , food , good conversation , outings and long memorable nights. If youve read this far you may have noticed, we especially enjoy writing in the 'third person' , trying too hard and over thinking things too. Not to mention writing about ourselves in war n peace length dating site profiles. But a good sense of humour is a prerequisite for us as this is not serious business ,
it's Fun !  Fun !  Fun !

Earth , Soul , Rock 'n Roll !

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