My name is Torhild the Merciless. I am NOT a Viking. I like hanging out with my buddies and drinking mead from a horn. I am in the military so to speak. I like boat rides and the occasional pillage. If you are a damsel in distress looking for a mighty warrior (and if you live in a village that has a plentiful amount of gold) feel free to message me.

What I’m doing with my life?:

Trying to appease my father's dying wishes before he was struck down by that no-good weakling Gudrun.

I’m really good at:

Hand-to-hand combat.

The first things people usually notice about me:

That I am clearly not a viking. Also my battle axe.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food:

Books - The Illiad.

Movies - what is movie

Shows - what is show

Music - My brother's battlecries, Amon Amarth

Food - the blood of my enemies (soon to be Gudrun)

The six things I could never do without:

My axe. My boat. My helmet (which belonged to my father). A goblet of Mead. My battlehorn. My blackberry~

I spend a lot of time thinking about:

AVENGING MY FATHER'S DEATH

On a typical Friday night I am...:

Pillaging

The most private thing I’m willing to admit:

That I am obviously not a Viking.

I’m looking for:

Girls who like guys

Ages 18-25

Near me

For new friends