10 Reasons why we think we make a great swinging couple:

1. We are a couple (Actually a damn great couple in our opinion)

2. We know how to swing (We've been perfecting our technique on the swing for awhile now)

3. He likes vanilla ice cream and is also rather partial to Hockey Pokey

(I like a bit of raspberry ripple to shake it up a bit)

4. We both love pussies, but he's not keen on a cats

5. We are both very clean (when out we are stopped constantly and told so)

6. Discreet

7. We are not perfect (he thinks I am.....big bonus points to him)

8. We both still have a full set of teeth (I think nice teeth are important)

9. We have a lot of child free weekends (but can't simply cum at the drop of a hat,

boxes need to be ticked...... heads up, he loves Speights)

10. Most importantly we both know how to have fun (isn't sex supposed to be?)

11. I can't count.

Time for an update to our profile..... It has cum to our attention that we DON'T take ourselves too seriously and YES we are fun to be around and chat with.......However we DO VALUE our time.

So, rule number 12 is..

DONT F@#% US AROUND?