Our first Date. We’re at the zoo. I rush to the the penguins because penguins are the fucking best. We’re obviously naked. The penguins are about to get the show of their life. I press you up against the glass. It’s hot, it’s sweaty. It’s like sex with a laser beam. The closest penguin looks at your ass against the glass. He looks at me. We lock eyes. He places his flipper on the glass. I place mine. Respect.