A flying kiwi. 🥝 ✈️

Global traveller: New York, London, Sydney, Tokyo, Chicago, Seattle, Singapore, Hong Kong, Auckland. Hamilton. Love adrenalin actives in the outdoors and adrenaline activities in the indoors. Wysiwyg.

Snark > cynicism

Smart conversations > smart casual

Al Bundy > Ted Bundy < Ted Lasso

Correlation != Causation but it’s often a hint

Strong Hands = Great Massage

Edging > Veging > Dynamic Hedging

Stormy > Normie

Rapport > Random

Reduce > Reuse > Recycle

Netflix & 🌶️ > Netflix & 🥶

DTF? = Din Tai Fung = Mmmm spicy dumplings

Clear Confident Communication + Occasional Alliteration.

Switchy Masochistic Sub. Switchy Pleasure Dom. French Vanilla Ice Cream Please 🇫🇷 🍨 . Size 🤴.

Sushi-nerd, coffee novice, tolerable foodie, IPA abhorer.

Doesn’t do random dick pics.

Does do rock climbing and DJing.

6 foot 2 and three-quarters; tall 4 tall. Heavily accented but reasonably understandable. Phfully Phizered 💉.

Connection before Erection. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 heritage means I struggle to shut my 👄 sometimes. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 heritage means I will buy you dinner but I’m gonna be hitting on the maître’d for a deal on the wines.

私は日本で多くの時間を過ごします. In Japan often. Tokyo and Hokkaido.