CHB ONLY !

Singles, groups, friends, couples, cucks, dogging, glory holes... All are welcome to contact me but please take note of the ridiculous requirements and personal statements below x

About me ... I can participate in an intelligent conversation, understand complicated social cues, sink a fuckload of booze and know when I'm in need of a fucking good service... I'm also at ease sitting around playing board/card games (adult variety inclusive), chilling out watching a movie (adult variety inclusive), drinking/smoking/toking socially and especially having a flirty evening with no expectations. On the flip side I'm also pretty good at picking up on awkwardness and lack of physical attraction so if we meet up and I'm not what you're expecting or looking for I won't be offended !

I haven't shaved anything in 6 months and I have no intention to. If anyone else wants to shave my pits, legs or pussy or pay to have it done professionally with wax then we can always discuss it but I've been single for 3 years now so I'm pretty comfortable, and warm lol

Definitely keen to make some friends ! Have a fair few drinking and smoking buds I've met online, would be awesome to have some more local friends.

Respect and common sense are a necessity.

Discretion is an absolute must

Happy to just watch btw x