Hi – Willy here. I'd just like to introduce Cal – I snuck this pic of him as he was changing.

I've known him all my life and he's a top bloke.  In fact we’re inseparable.  He's pretty easy going, walks upright and is jolly good company.  

But enough about him – me on the other hand - and I don't mind which one - I'm a bit above average and quite handsome really even though I've only got one eye.  I'm very friendly and like joining in games with new friends, exploring new environments and going to parties.

Anyway I think we should all catch up for a chat and stuff...very soon!

WillynCal  MR (Master of Raspberry)