Been in Wellington about 8 months — moved over from Aus and sticking around at least till the end of the year. I'm here because I cbf with Tinder etc; I'd rather be direct about what I want.

I’m bi, but right now I’m just looking for a woman I can vibe with — something ongoing and casual, FWB style, but with mutual care and zero heartbreak. Not here to play the numbers game or collect notches. I’ve been to a few parties and I’ve got people who’ll vouch I’m not a creep — just a bit shy at first.

Once I warm up though? Certified funny cunt. Love a chat, a laugh, and I really love eating pussy (bonus points if you’re a squirter).

Soft spot for chunky brown girls. I like what I like, and thats what I like!

Happy to host. I’m a clean freak, low lighting, nice scents, soft sheets, the works. I give good massages too! But I don’t want a parade of strangers; I want connection and chemistry with someone who’s keen to come back for round two (and three and four?). 420 friendly.

Let’s grab a coffee and see if the spark’s there. If it is, awesome. If not, ka pai.

My SFW pics are accurate. NSFW link ( if you’re curious :)