THE DAY THE PENIS ASKED FOR A RAISE !!, I THE PENIS REQUEST ARAISE IN SALARY FOR THE FOLLOWING REASONS,I DO PHYSICAL LABOUR,I WORK AT GREAT DEPTHS,I PLUNGE HEAD FIRST IN TO EVERY THING I DO .I DO NOT GET WEEKENDS OF OR PUBLIC HOLIDAYS OFF.I WORK IN DAMP ENVIROMENT.I WORK IN A DARK WORK PLACE THAT HAS POOR VENTILATION.I WORK IN HIGH TEMPERATURES,MY WORK EXPOSESME TO CONTAGIOUSE DISEASES. YOURS SINCERLEY PENIS ... DEAR PENIS AFTERASSESING YOUR REQUEST AND CONSIDERING THE ARGUEMENT YOU HAVE ADMINISTRATION REJECTS YOUR REQUEST FOR THE FOLLOWING DONT WORK EIGHT HOURS STRAIGHT .YOU FALL ASLEEP AFTER A BREIF WORK PERIOD , NOT ALWAYS FOLLOW THE ORDERS OF THE MANAGEMENT TEAM,YOU DO NOT STAY IN YOUR DESIGNATED AREA AND ARE OFTEN SEEN VISITING OTHER LOCATIONS, YOU DO NOT TAKE INITITAVE. YOU NEED TO BE PRESSURED AND STIMULATED IN ORDER TO START WORKING,YOU LEAVE THE WORK PLACE RATHER MESSY AT THE END OF YOUR SHIFT ,YOU DONT ALWAYS OBSERVE NECESSARY SAFETY REGULATIONS, SUCH AS WEARING THE CORRECT PROTECTIVE CLOTHING ,YOU WILL RETIRE WELL BEFORE YOUR 65 YOU ARE UNABLE TO WORK DOUBLE SHIFTS,YOU SOMETIMES LEAVE YOUR DESIGNATED WORK AREA BEFORE YOU HAVE COMPLETED THE ASSIGNED TASK, AND IF THAT WHERE NOT ALL, YOU HAVE BEEN SEEN CONSTANTLY ENTERING AND EXITING THE WORK PLACE CARRYING TWO SUSPICIOUSE- LOOKING BAGS .... YOURS SINCERELY PUSSY ...... ========================================================================================== I,M AN OPEN MINDED FUN LOVING MODEL , LOW MILAGE AND HIGH PERFORMANCE,BUMPED A FEW TIMES BUT NEVER DENTED, PROVEN ABILITY TO HUG THE ROAD AND NEVER WANDER OF COURSE, ,EXTERIOR IN MINT CONDITION FACTORY EQUIPPED PACKAGE INCLUDES STERO HUMOUR,IMAGINATION AND INTELIGANCE RADIO ,SPACIOUSE SEATS WITH PLENTY ROOM FOR PASSENGER RUNS MAINLY ON WATER AVAILABLE FOR INSPECTION BY MALE DRIVERS ONLY PREFER SEXY MALE EYE CATCHING EXTERIOR , SELF CONFIDENT, WITH SENSE OF HUMOUR,,, FREE MOST WEEKS WITH FULL SET OF TOOLS, QUICK SPIN ROUND THE BLOCK .... ========================================================================================================           BEFORE YOU ASK YES I,M UK ENGLAND BASED                AND I DO KNOW I, M ALONG WAY SOME  PEOPLE  TALK TO YOU AS THO IT'S A CRIME AN SHOULD, NOT BE ON HERE THERE'S NO LAW SAYS WE CANT JOIN THESE SITES , I, M ONLY HERE FOR THE BANTER,                                                                                                                                                                                                   ****************************************************************************************************************************************           HAVE YOU NOTICED   WHEN A GIRL GETS PREGNANT , ALL HER FRIENDS  TOUCH HER STOMACH  AN SAY CONGRATS , BUT  NONE OF THEM COME AN TOUCH A MAN'S  PENIS AND SAY WELL DONE  (MORAL) IS NEVER APPRECIATED ONLY RESULT MATTERS , !!!!

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