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btb
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 48
0 km · Hamilton

About

Hello,

Thanks for checking the profile out, i'm really here to try and meet some new "interesting" people and broaden my horizons. After viewing many of the profiles on the site it has become obvious that I would have a much higher chance of success if I were a 20 year old lesbian. However if I were a 20 year old lesbian I would most likely stay at home and lock myself in the bedroom for days on end... enough rambling if you feel the urge to learn more for some reason, feel free to drop me a line.

Please... No single males, unless you know how to build manly stuff and want to give me a hand building said manly stuff and doing manly (non-sexual) activities.

I've been told "it's not gay if you high five afterwards." Can someone confirm this? is there a book I missed in school?

WARNING: Any institution or person using this site or any of its associated sites for study or projects - You have my consent to use any part of my profile, except the pictures, I'll need to photoshop them first, add a few inches here, take a couple out there etc. Anything else is fair game. In fact, drop me a line and i'll even send you a signed drawing of my pet spider to include in your research. All good research has spiders... Are you seriously still reading this?

Interests

Clubs and Parties

Seeking

Female
Couple
Age: 18 - 100
Distance: 150 km