Hi - thanks for reading the words and not just looking at the photos.

We're a friendly married non-pushy Scottish couple, who have been together 20 years, now living in beautiful New Zealand. We are in the Bay of Plenty near Tauranga. We are looking for couples and single females for a little extra,  no-pressure, no drama, sexy fun. From our profile pics and comments on our profile you can see that we are genuine and that we do actually meet and play. We do enjoy chatting on-line sometimes but it is meeting and playing in the real world that we find the most exciting.

We have been swinging in the UK for about five years and have met some wonderful people and had some great times. We should say, up front though, that we are only a soft swap couple. For us that means that we are happy with everything up to but not including penile penetration. We save that as something special for own partners. We may possibly progress to full swap if we met the right couple but right now we are happy with soft swap. We find it more relaxing and sexier and, of course, it is much safer. For us swinging is just a little extra fun. If all that happens when we meet another couple is we all have a few drinks and the girls flash their boobs then that to us is still a fun evening. We enjoy the social side of swinging and it's always nice to chat with open liberally minded people. Of course if we all get on then it's always nice to do a little stroking, sucking, licking and kissing too. We love it when it just feels right and we all end up naked on the bed getting into combinations that we just couldn't do by ourselves.

In the looks and size department we're a fairly average couple with fairly average equipment (although Mrs Coder does have gorgeous boobs). We're looking for similar couples. And guys, protestations that you have a huge cock doesn't really do it for Mrs Coder. She says she has average size hands and an average sized mouth; why would she want a huge dick ?. Mr Coder is about 6" which fits her just fine thank-you.

If we sound like your type of people then get in touch and perhaps we can meet for a drink and see whether we all click.

Happy swinging,

Coders xx

P.S. Mrs Coder would love to try out a Sybian if anyone has one they would be willing to share.

P.P.S. We are not interested in Single Guys, Sorry, just not what we are looking for at the moment. However, we are happy to chat to you in the chatrooms if you like. Especially if you say something interesting. However, for those single males that don't seem to realize that couples get whispered dozens of times a day here are the answers to your first few questions....

1/ "How are you?" We are fine thank-you for asking

2/ "How is your day going ?" Our day is going great thanks

3/ "Who is there m or f?" We are both here but it is Mr who is typing

4/ "Where are you based?" Really? You can't even be bothered to get that far down the profile?

5/ "Nice pics, who is the girl with you?" We are glad you like the pictures but a) we are not going to tell you who we play with and b) it is not all the same girl but a selection of some of the couples that we have played with.

6/ "I would love to have an MFM with you, are you up for that?" I don't doubt that you fancy an MFM but as you can read in our profile we don't do that. And no, we haven't changed our minds since writing the profile.

7/ "Do you have a web cam?" Yes, in fact we have 5

8/ "Why don't you come on cam and show me your boobs?, we can do it in a private room if you want" Does this ever work ?

9/ "What is a Sybian?" Why don't you show a little intelligence and Google it?