Fuck this site is full of assholes.

TO THE  DUMB BALL SWINGERS LEARN TO FUCKING READ!!!!!!

To all that read this profile, it common courtesy and being polite to respond weather it be favorable or not as everyone likes a response. So to everyone be FUCKING POLITE!!!!!!!

Hi to [removed] name is Maria my partner is Derek. We created this account together. But you will be dealing with myself.

Is there anyone on this site who really knows what they want if so we would love to hear from you!!!!!

To all the lovely people on this site, we are seeking a female playmate. So if you are interested BE SURE THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT WE ARE SICK OF TIME WASTERS. AND TO ALL THE OTHER IGNORANT PEOPLE A REPLY EITHER WAY IS JUST POLITE. Sorry if this offends anyone this is not our intension.

To all the ball swingers out there can you get it through you tiny brain (YOUR PENIS). I'm not interested in swapping pictures or seeing pictures of your cock, as my man satisfies me.

To all the couples out there we are not interested in making out with another couple but thank you anyway.

To all the ladies out there be assured that I am real!!!!! We are not here for games unless in the bedroom. And we are sick of FUCKWITS who come on sites like this who do not have the decency to reply to emails. If we contact you and you are not interested reply anyway. No harm No foul.

P.S. WE ARE STRAIGHT SHOOTERS IF YOU DO NOT LIKE WHAT WE WANT FUCK OFF!!!!!! SORRY TO ANYONE OFFENDED BY THIS.