Hey

I'm 28. I'm laid back when not at work but I'm at work a lot - so I'm looking to maximise the enjoyment factor when I have some downtime.

So here are some arbitrary numbers ...

- I like women aged between 23-40 (sorry gotta draw the line somewhere)

- slim or athletic or average build (or just not enormous - there's that line again)

- I have a thing for brunettes but I'm in no way exclusive

- For some reason I like plain looking girls i.e. not supermodels i.e. women who just look "nice" (can't find a better way of expressing that right now). But if you're a supermodel then I'll still consider you

- I like women who can hold and run a conversation, I talk all day long at work and sometimes it's nice to just relax and listen for a while

I'm 6foot tall, 85-90kg depending on how often I'm going to the gym and whether it's footy season or not. I have black hair. I reckon I'm alright looking, women don't shrink away from me when I start random conversations in bars, but there's no accounting for taste.

I like to have a few quiet beers, flirt and move onto more interesting things from there (that's why we're all on here). Drunken, crazy monkey sex is just fine with me.

Discretion is 100% important, can't have my family or work mates knowing I'm on this site or engaging in these activities. So if you can't be discrete don't try to contact me. That's why you won't find a photo. Get in touch with me and we can sort something out.

That's the end of the rant, pretty long for a guys profile, hope you enjoyed it, hope to hear from you soon