Mummy wants her son to pamper her! Are you free?

Cant seem to cut those apron strings from mummy? perhaps you want to suckle mummy's breasts? Do you like wearing nappies? If you're answer is yes to any of those questions, then mummy dear wants to talk to you. I will only talk to you if you are genuine, your message will only get my attention if you are a bit left field. Otherwise you are wasting your time and mine, to even consider you.

A quote from Meryil Streep - I no longer have patience for certain things, not because Ive become arrogant, but simply because I reached a point in my life where I do not want to waste more time with what displeases me or hurts me. I have no patience for cynicism, excessive criticism and demands of any nature. I lost the will to please those who do not like me, to love those who do not love me and to smile at those who do not want to smile at me.

I no longer spend a single minute on those who lie or want to manipulate. I decided not to coexist anymore with pretense, hypocrisy, dishonesty and cheap praise. I do not tolerate selective erudition nor academic arrogance. I do not adjust either to popular gossiping. I hate conflict and comparisons. I believe in a world of opposites and thats why I avoid people with rigid and inflexible personalities. In friendship I dislike the lack of loyalty and betrayal. I do not get along with those who do not know how to give a compliment or a word of encouragement. Exaggerations bore me and I have difficulty accepting those who do not like animals. And on top of everything I have no patience for anyone who does not deserve my patience.

If you are a voyeur and just passing through, then dont be rude. I don't bite, just a few words to say so.

Now that my picture and my opening line has your attention lets tell each other what we really want. I am here for more than one thing...A relationship NOT based on sex, would be great start, and someone who would like to spend their time with me. That is not to much to ask for. Or is it? You tell me.

When we get to this age we are all pretty much independent and set in our ways. So a compromise is a path I am willing to take for the right person.

Do you think you have what I am looking for? I am a very open minded lady who would like to be the centre of your world. You can tell me anything you like, your deepest darkest fantasy, because there is nothing that you can say that will shock me. I am not looking to make your fantasy come true.

Someone who wont get jealous, because of the amount of males I have as friends. Females do my head in. I cant stand women with baggage, and that goes for males too. I don't suffer fools lightly.

I have no problem speaking my mind, I tell it how it is, and you take me as you find me. There are no frills with me. I am comfortable in my own skin, and no baggage, and I would expect the same with you.

On a gentler side, the romance is missing from my life now, wanting a theater buddy, or movies, just generally a good companion to go to a BBQ with or other outings.

Have a wicked sense of humour. My friends still cant believe that I am single.

Do you think you have that X factor I am looking for?