Hey all. Nobody here!

So you want to know a few things about me aye! well you would least expect that nobody can read and you'll be right.

That being said it is noted that nobody wrote this as nobody is interested because nobody cares. I could say more but nobody will listen.

Anyhow nobody will ask nicely as nobody is respectful because nobody will reply.

Nobody is willing to do what nobody wants to do. If nobody can nobody will watch and nobody will touch.

Does it matter that nobody is clean and nobody will be discrete? nevermind - only nobody will know.

But of course it matters that you come first and nobody comes last.

Anyway nobody had fun because nobody turned up.