Interested in adult (couples) parties?

We are looking for couples who are interested in having some fun.

Southland and Otago mainly, but we do travel further at times.

SINGLE GUYS: Read the whole profile. Think with your big head before sending a message.

We do NEVER accept friend requests those we have never even messaged with. (whats with that?)

Our friends list is ONLY for those we have met in person. In other words people that are for real.

Text talk is for children, if you cant use English you have not evolved enough to interest us.

If you send an automated "I'd like to know more" message, it is very doubtful we will respond.... it is so impersonal and kind of insulting. 

Our preference is adult parties, events and clubs.

We are always open to invites or offers from couples to meet for coffee or a drink.

Age range is pretty open. If you find us sexy and we find you sexy then......

We are not into cyber or online fun. Skin on skin is what it is about.

We love sexy photos, but really prefer those that have photos of you both. That is far more likely to get our attention.

For many this lifestyle is a fantasy and will always remain so. That is fine we are all different, but please don't make excuses when we ask to meet.

If our vanilla interests are similar and we become friends as well as playmates, that is a bonus.

Couples can stop reading now and ignore the rest of our profile.

SINGLE GUYS: We do on occasion, include single guys, but you need to be exceptional.

Our conditions are not open to question or negotiation.

If you are married or in a relationship = No ,no way, no how - EVER. We will not be part of your cheating and deception.

If we don't  know you, we wont chat in private or be your friend. 

If you private massage us in the chat room you will be ignored unless you have already introduced yourself with an email message with your photo(s) attached.

To even get us to even think of considering you the following is required:

Photos, face and body must be attached to your very first message or can be seen if we visit your profile. 

No photos attached to your message or visible = No Reply

No close ups of your cock. If we see that on your profile or message = REJECT (If we want to see it, we will ask or it will be in person)

You must be in good shape

Your location must be shown.

Don't expect or ask us to to travel to you, we wont go out of our way. If you are unable to come to us and get your own accommodation we are not interested.