Hi guys and girls,

We're a friendly, chatty, welcoming, non judgmental and unpretentious, well presented couple looking for like-minded people to share good times with. We prefer people with the ability to string cohesive sentences together. Mutual respect goes a long way too. Ideally looking for couple or a lady.

We also appreciate people who are genuinely here to meet up. 

We're looking for people who also feel, like we do, that cursory messages are important but are not here just to tap fingers with others. Whilst we get a tiny dopamine tingle when getting likes, winks and friend requests, nothing beats an old fashioned message.

We'd like to meet decent, well presented, honest, imaginative, friendly and genuine couples or singles who regularly shower and brush their teeth.

We see this also as an opportunity to have great conversations and laughs too. People with the personalities of shop front mannequins need not apply. We expect, no, demand, to be entertained.

People from over 200km away, again, thanks, but unless you're a travelling Amway salesman with clientele in Taranaki it ain't gonna work.

Should we engage in texts and emails we are happy to show you what we look like so you know we don't have angry villagers chasing us with pitchforks.

We're after:

A friendly couple to swap and enact mild fantasies

A male for cuckolding

A female (hot wife) for cuckqueening

Anyone with a super yacht