Ass Stories

Phat ass All red hot blooded males know what I’m talking about. There is a view of a perfect ass, bent over a bed that will always stick in your mind. No matter how long ago you saw it, it’s perfection will be burned into your memory. Not only that, you will continue to jerk off to it until the day you die. For me It was the ass of a Colombian girl called Maria that I met while on station for work in California. There is...

I was in a drunken haze when I found the place. It was in the depths of the night, in an ancient city, on a street haunted by skeletally thin lost souls, lurking in doorways. The entrance was a large dark archway, once perhaps an entrance to a grand building, crumbling reclining figures framed the top of the arch, partially obscured by the power cables running in a scrambled cluster to the side of the entrance. I wandered...

It was the Lions Tour of New Zealand in 2016 and I was working in Hamilton as a bartender the night they played in town. Swarms of people thronged and packed out every available space in every open bar, a mix of kiwis and those travelling from the UK to support their team. As I was working, an irish husband and wife sat at the bar sparking continual conversation with me, unlike their companions they were savouring the dri...